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有两个人去露营。晚上，他们各自塔了帐篷，在帐篷里面睡了。午夜时，A叫醒B，问他看到什么？B看着天，说：“我看到满天星星。”A又问：“你还看到什么？”B：“今晚的天气很好！”A：“还有呢？”B：“我突然觉得和宇宙比起来，人类是如此渺小的。”A：“还有看到什么吗？”B：“我看到南方十字座，以前航海家都是靠星座来辨认方向的！”这时，A说: “你难道还没发现我们的帐篷被人偷了吗？”

谁说偶们马来亚英文没纯英文好！！！
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No Stock.

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want la...

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: sHUT UP LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!